So my manager was supposed to pick me up 2 hours ago for work… She still isn’t here. I mean I’m not complaining or anything, but I’m kinda ready to get some stuff done… And we’ll see if she keeps her word, and we leave at 5 like she told my mom yesterday, because that means a short work day for meeeeee. It’s not like we do much anyways, after about 2...
laugh-your-butt-off: some songs wake up my inner stripper
bigtimerushian: I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
hyperbolequeen: it always amazes me when people are surprised by how fast I type like really I spend all of my time on the computer don’t you think I would get a little good at it
fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
The most dangerous thing you could possibly do on...
devin-sola-in-the-mirror: london-in-terr0r: Go on Devin Sola’s blog and click “archive”. XD
yyeehaw: exercise? more like extra fries.
firecrotchgallaghers: It’s almost autumn. I can smell the series premieres in the air. #I love the smell of fandom in the morning #mmm smells like emotional trauma
karfapian: this video changed my life
pupbutt: no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather
jankyass: I’m actually really glad ARTPOP won’t have songs with any meaning this is what makes me stan for the bitch making most of her fanbase mad as fuck with the knowledge that they’re so deluded devoted at this point that they’re always going to shell out $13.99 for the standard, $17.99 for the deluxe, $98.95 for the limited edition usb, and $250 for The Super Deluxe Edition including the...
oscrap: politics doesnt just revolve around gay marriage and abortion Yeah but politicians are treating it that way