August 2012
When people ask 'Why do you like Johnny Depp?'
jankyass:
I like to think that Madonna wouldn’t be targeted for her age as much as she is if she’d just age gracefully instead of insisting on pumping every element on the periodic table into her face in an effort to feign youth
but
anyway:
Me waiting for the new BVB album
feramonsterdog13:
Me one week before the new BVB album
Me listening to the new BVB album
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
having to wear a life jacket outside because you’re drowning in bitches
imawanchor:
what the fuck where did july even go
pemowentz:
You know when bands say “thanks for coming out tonight”, its because they know how rarely I leave the house, so its a special occasion
jankyass:
Gaga already has 13 VMAs so I’m ok with her not being nominated this year
MTV will be running back to her asshole with a bib in hand next year because no matter how many of her singles get down low and sweep the chart floor that crazy bitch still means ratings
July 2012
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
