house phone rings
house phone stops
Me: *see spider*
Me: *lose sight of spider*
Me: So this is how I die.
glimpseofagirl: allyouneedislove-andacat: sherlielocks: jotunss: unnnie: captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages. “You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings myspace crocs First piece of bread in a loaf.
deanfertita: people who assume your music taste is shit just because it’s different to theirs
strawmarryshortcake: putting “neopets” under experience when applying to work at a pet store
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 5 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT?
jaunepoi: do you ever random type like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now
ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
question of the day: how big is the universe?
does-anything-matter: life-on-the-murder-scene: I see what you did there..