July 2012
house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops
Me: *see spider*
Me: *lose sight of spider*
Me: So this is how I die.
glimpseofagirl:
allyouneedislove-andacat:
sherlielocks:
jotunss:
unnnie:
captaintimber:
fayalice:
dawnoakley:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
First piece of bread in a loaf.
June 2012
deanfertita:
people who assume your music taste is shit just because it’s different to theirs
strawmarryshortcake:
putting “neopets” under experience when applying to work at a pet store
Person: How can you tell what song it is from the first 5 seconds of sound?
Me: HOW CAN YOU NOT?
jaunepoi:
do you ever random type
like: galsimvaklrer
and think
no that doesn’t look right
and so you erase it and try again
laskdfjaasdf
ah yes that’s how im feeling now
ocicats:
i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”
no you know what movie we really don’t need
a katy perry documentary
question of the day: how big is the universe?
does-anything-matter:
life-on-the-murder-scene:
I see what you did there..
